Tuesday, 16 December 2008

Baby Steps

I see people doing wacky things and feel either they are crazy or stupid… I am a model citizen who occasionally litters the streets when no dust bin is available and feel terrible about it for days… So me doing stupid things is out of question… (read sabya nagarik)

So here I was in office with nothing much to do and my life anyways sucked… So as a means to entertain myself I went to a near bookstore to read some free stuff. I actually managed to drag my colleague who poor thing tried vain attempts at opening a book… I love to read but I dragged the hapless girl onto a reading session and I am sure she was bored to death with it…

After tormenting her for some time on books we decided to go eat paani puri… So we like walk down the road to some stall which sells paani puri… Like the lords of the place we go and ask the guy to make 2 plate paani puris… I look at the price and realize its extortion but when a girl’s got to eat … she really got to eat… so ignoring the prices we start gulping the puris… half way down the line I realise that we had to give tokens to the guy, which your truly didn’t give as we weren’t aware (in my defence). So I tell my colleague that we haven’t given the token thingy and she is like ok… So after eating the puris we slowly scooted away… Believe me I ran as fast as my stubby legs to carry me which is not a lot to say

On the way back to the office I must have looked back a zillion times imagining the vendor yelling chor …

Though the puris didn’t taste that good, the free aspect made them a lot tastier…

So my baby steps into the world of crime … hope I don’t get incriminated for it…

8 Comments:

Blogger Senorita said...

@ LV...I am never being seen in public with you( at least not near the pani puri vendor)...for all you know, he might have put up a hand drawn picture of you and J at his stall...like the ones the police make of criminals and issue it to the press :))...you see I have a reuptation to keep!!!

16 December 2008 at 20:22  
Blogger LV said...

exactly u r the unknown mugger in this area... common theft does not suit your style right !!!

17 December 2008 at 00:56  
Blogger Senorita said...

@ is this case of ulta chor kotwal ko daate, Oh yes it is!!!

17 December 2008 at 00:59  
Blogger LV said...

u and that to a kotwal... whom u kidding girl... tumare bhed humko pata hai

19 December 2008 at 05:38  
Blogger Senorita said...

@ LV...your hindi is atrocious!!!...stick to english girl

19 December 2008 at 08:04  
Blogger LV said...

i think i speak very well :-)

23 December 2008 at 04:00  
Blogger Tarun said...

I liked it. Once I had a fruit plate outside VT station, those days I was in college. I was very hungry and didn't have money but was very hungry so I ordered for a plate like a guy who has lots of money on him, had the plate at breath neck speed and disappeared. I was lucky not to get caught. According to me you have caught the bus quite late. Anyways welcome aboard.

21 January 2009 at 07:02  
Blogger LV said...

@ Tarun: had enough of a thrill on stealing for a lifetime

21 January 2009 at 07:11  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home